Don’t stop for coffee at the golden arches …

When I’m an old lady, there will be no 25 cent Senior Coffee for me …

those assnuggets at McDonald’s don’t have pink (sweet n low) or green (truvia) – just Yellow Heartburn & Migraine (spelnda) or Blue Heartburn & Migraine (equal) or Clear Fat-Ass (liquid sugar).

This is what I get for not wanting to spend $5 at Starbucks for a non-fat 3x latte LOL (or for driving 500ish miles in one day at the end of finals week)

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